"So many humans. So many colors."

odetoabird: cumber-bitches: cazastrophic: cumber-bitches: how come nobody got pregnant at...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 12:34:42 -0400

cumber-bitches:

cazastrophic:

cumber-bitches:

how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.

Wizardry.

ahh, makes sense.

fetus deletus

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 12:32:34 -0400

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 12:32:06 -0400

mylilsunshine: Marlin has gotten so desperate to find Nemo...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:59:35 -0400

mylilsunshine:

Marlin has gotten so desperate to find Nemo he’s gone into other movies.

IS THIS A THING NOW INSTEAD OF SHOCKED PATRICK I KEEP SEEING THESE EDITS OHMYGOD

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Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:58:56 -0400

clit-ring: ARTPOP 2013

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:57:32 -0400

clit-ring:

ARTPOP 2013

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Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:55:33 -0400

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Sun, 21 Apr 2013 00:03:07 -0400

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Sun, 21 Apr 2013 00:01:46 -0400

niknak79: Corgi Battle

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 23:59:23 -0400

niknak79:

Corgi Battle

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Sat, 20 Apr 2013 23:59:10 -0400

son-of-an-assbutt99: nowbringmethat-horizon: esexist: what if you were holding a puppy and being...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 23:59:03 -0400

son-of-an-assbutt99:

nowbringmethat-horizon:

esexist:

what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”

fartgallery: if this picture of me gets 14 million notes ill do a thing

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 23:58:55 -0400

fartgallery:

if this picture of me gets 14 million notes ill do a thing

crying-bc-bands: walk into the club like what up i got social anxiety

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 23:58:48 -0400

crying-bc-bands:

walk into the club like what up i got social anxiety

kyarywhy: KFC Krushers

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 23:58:38 -0400

kyarywhy:

KFC Krushers

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Sat, 20 Apr 2013 23:57:37 -0400

boygrimlark: that-stupid-tardis-sound: i-hate-myself-so-much-i-am-numb: that-stupid-tardis-sound: ...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 23:57:18 -0400

boygrimlark:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

i-hate-myself-so-much-i-am-numb:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

my uncle is a priest and he’s staying over for a couple days how the fuck am i supposed to watch supernatural and read fanfiction with his righteousness here

Sacrifice him to Satan

no he’s making mac and cheese for dinner
maybe tomorrow

I admire your ability to keep your priorities straight.

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Sat, 20 Apr 2013 23:56:31 -0400

awesomephilia: UGH, THESE PLANTS ARE SO HARD TO WATER

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 23:55:34 -0400

awesomephilia:

UGH, THESE PLANTS ARE SO HARD TO WATER

My Grandma: purposely drops a pen Oops, Hannah, can you get that for me?

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 23:55:23 -0400

My Grandma: *purposely drops a pen* Oops, Hannah, can you get that for me?
My Mom: The only way you're gonna get Hannah to the ground is to throw Robert Downey Jr on the ground..or John Stamos, John Travolta..
Me: ...
My Mom: Matt Dillon, Rob Lowe, Patrick Swayze, Chris Hemsworth..
Me:
My Mom: Alexander Skarsgard, Tom Hiddleston, Nicolas Cage..
Me:
My Mom: Sylvester Stallone, Johnny Depp..
My Mom: Your tumblr..
Me: WHAT TUMBLR
My Grandma: These guys are old enough to be your--
Me: I know grandma! *picks up her pen, hands it to her, and runs off*